Friday, June 27, 2008

Mezzo Cammin


Half of my life is gone, and I have let
The years slip from me and have not fulfilled
The aspiration of my youth, to build
Some tower of song with lofty parapet.
Not indolence, nor pleasure, nor the fret
Of restless passions that would not be stilled,
But sorrow, and a care that almost killed,
Kept me from what I may accomplish yet;
Though, half way up the hill, I see the Past
Lying beneath me with its sounds and sights,
A city in the twilight dim and vast,
With smoking roofs, soft bells, and gleaming lights.
And hear above me on the autumnal blast
The cataract of Death far thundering from the heights.

--Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Not Even Solomon In All His Splendor Was Dressed Like One Of These

This is a picture of the pond in back of where I work taken with a $12 digital key chain camera.

A Monet painting of water lilies recently sold for $80.4 million.

You get what you pay for?

Thursday, June 12, 2008

On Notice: Dog walkers

Are they cheaper? Is it a badge of honour? A way to say, I proudly pick up after my dog? Either explain to me why you do or you must stop using clear scoop bags. No one wants to see that shit.

I mean, really, no one wants to see that shit.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

"The Recognition of the Mundanity of Your Own Life"

This is why I fail at relationships. I don't see why this should be a problem.
For 10 years, Michael Roach and Christie McNally have been together—for every single minute. The two never stray more than 15 feet from each other. ...
When we read about the couple ... we began to wonder if we could learn something from these Buddhist claustrophiles.* We've been married (extremely happily!) for almost 11 years, with two children to show for it. But the idea of enforced physical proximity seemed terrifying—not to mention logistically impossible. How could we stay 15 feet apart if one of us had to take child A to her school while the other walked child B to his?

Not that I think this is the way it should be all the time. That is definitely not recommended. If staying fifteen feet apart does not occur naturally, it should not be done. Still, I think it sounds like a fun way to spend the day. What am I, seventeen?