Dead Puppies

Yes, I admit it, I literally lolled.

ST. PETERS, Missouri (AP) -- A woman angry that her new puppy had died pushed
her way into a dog breeder's home and repeatedly hit her on the head with the
dead Chihuahua, authorities said.

The best part is the flourish as she left the scene. I'll not quote it, you've just got to read it. Funniest use of a dead puppy ever.

Edit: Well that went away quickly. So as not to leave you hanging:

As the woman drove away, she waved the dead puppy out of the car's sunroof and yelled threats at the breeder, police said. She later called the breeder and threatened her and her family, according to court records.